Sunday, September 21, 2014

Waste of Time for God's Sake!

There are things In this world that deserve all the gossips.There are things in this world that are better left unsaid.
But,Then there are things in this world that when one lined , is enough to convey more than what needs to be conveyed.
There was this post in 9GAG where some 21 scary tales were told in just 5 words.So I thought I could give a try on it the same way. There are stories ,there are facts ,there are exaggerations ,some just to make the post a bit more interesting. (Not more than 7 words.)

Thank you to the person who with her short notice replies , influenced me alongside to come up with this idea. Though you find extremely difficult to reply me, it is fine that at least I was able to get away this time. 
There are a very few one liners that are dedicated to my friends(sans acknowledgment). So people please bear with me and WhatsApp if you find it offensive on your side.

1. “Listen, we need to talk” (You know)
2. Wash basin .Wall mirror. Bloody Marry.
3. Monday.Monday.Monday.Monday.Monday.Monday.Monday
4. Segmentation fault. Core Dumped.
5. Home Alone. Light Blinks. Piano Plays.
6. Friends. Lovers. Breakup. Friends again. (RIP)
7. Wise Girlfriend . End Of Story. (Nothing much to say, you are done for life)
8. Examination. Invigilator is your professor.
9. You die. You wake up. “You die” .
10. 2 A.M. The Fridge is Empty.
11. Hello..Mom ?listen..Mom..Mom Mom?!!
12. 12 A.M. Clock rings. They are Waiting.
13. Power Cut. Blankets off. Door opens.
14. Wi-Fi is disabled. Permanently.
15. Green. Car moves. 30 seconds. Red.
16. Battery about to die.
17. I Demand Trial By Combat!
18. Bomb Detected. Box opened. Wire Cut.
19. Rainy Day and Indian Roads.
20. 1 Ball 2 runs.Bowled.No ball signalled.